until i find you series
(c) 2012 highcastle + cam damage
these three prints are available for sale for $100 each plus shipping. if you purchase as a set, i will include a couple of bonus prints. to order, please contact me with at firstname.lastname@example.org. to order before i leave for california, you MUST contact me AND paypal me your money BEFORE march 20th, 2014.
Neo-Burlesque Portraits ~ Leland Bobbé
World Famous BOB | Dottie Lux | Evil Hate Monkey | Ms. Tickle | Cheekie Lane | Perle Noir | Nasty Canaste | Little Briiklyn | Tigger! | Velocity Chyaldd
You're fat. Get off your fat ass and get some exercise.
Okay, I'd love to. Let's get some workout clothes!
Oh, we don't have your size. Fat people don't exercise so there's no market for it. Have some men's sweatpants and a man's t-shirt.
What about my boobs?
We don't have sports bras for you either. There's a few specialty shops, if you want to spend hundred of dollars on a bra you're going to sweat all over.
I guess I'll just double-bra. Now, I need a gym membership.
Oh. Okay. I guess.
*dirty looks at fat woman* *makes a big deal out of sanitizing anything fat woman touches* *complains to gym about having to look at fat people* *generally treats fat woman like shit*
I'm not comfortable here at all. Maybe I'll just go for a walk.
Hey, fatty! Don't crack the pavement!
*condescending* Oh, it's so great that you're trying to lose weight.
I'm not. I just want to get in better shape.
But you have to lose weight! You're so unhealthy!
Mooooo! Look at the cow!
Yeah. I don't think I want to be out here anymore. Maybe I'll just buy some home exercise equipment.
Sorry. The weight limit on our equipment is 30 kilos less than you weigh. You'll have to lose some weight if you want to exercise at home. Have you tried a gym? Or maybe just go for a walk?
I'm out of ideas.
Haven't you lost any weight yet? Fat people are so lazy.